May 2009
2 posts
“Curtis James Jackson III (born July 6, 1975), better known by his stage name 50...”
– wikipedia (C) gpl blah blah blaaaaaaah
April 2009
1 post
“…the squelch of a pedestrian becoming a roadkill statistic…”
– GameSpot UK’s review of GTA: Chinatown Wars
February 2009
1 post
All aboard the roflcopter!... wait, no... →
November 2008
4 posts
Great. People take samples from copyrighted songs, make songs of their own from these unauthorized samples, license them under a Creative Commons license, and sell them. Bullshit. “Nobody’s ever sued me and never will!”
Nationalism is responsible for the majority of the wickedness in the world.
Hmm, a few pixel fonts in different ratios with complete sets of characters would be nice.
It’s unbelievable how lazy Internet users have become. Not only a significant majority of them spits on grammar, some have apparently faced the fact that typing “:)” requires too much effort and now simply type “))”.
October 2008
10 posts
A newbie at the Renoise forum: Don't you think it's kind of illegal to include the Amen and Apache breaks with Renoise?
A TOTAL FUCKING HARDCORE MEMBER: CHILL OUT DID ANYONE EVER GET SUED FOR USING AMEN
Another rationally thinking person: The best thing to do is not to risk.
A TOTAL FUCKING HARDCORE MEMBER: IT'S USED SO MUCH WHY CAN'T WE USE IT HELL DAVID BOWIE USED IT SO RENOISE IS UNTOUCHABLE IT'S BASICALLY PUBLIC DOMAIN
A third rationally thinking person: I don't remember the Winstons giving away anything to public domain.
A TOTAL FUCKING HARDCORE MEMBER: SO WHAT IT'S USED SO MUCH WHO CARES IF IT'S PUBLIC DOMAIN OR NOT FUCK OFF
Robert Christgau
Deftones: “Around the Fur” … [yap, best read with a fake British accent to oneself] … (dud)
King Crimson: “In the Court of the Crimson King” … [insert Pitchfork-style one-liner here] … D+
Alice in Chains: “Dirt” … [every revieeeeew is exaaaactly the same] … B
Madonna: “The Immaculate Collection” … [after...
One click on the “No” button, and I changed the Fear Factory band picture on Last.fm. Funny.
The letters "S" and "B" are too far away from each... →
From the PC GTA IV trailer that shows none of the...
Niko: Hello?
Mechanic: *under a car* I'm busy!
Niko: I said "hello"!! *kicks mechanic*
Mechanic: Ow!
I have a twice faster Internet connection now. Well, at least now I have a constant Internet connection.
What the hell’s up with allmusic, though? Was down for three days, now Firefox bombs me with “connection has been reset” errors.
$1.39 (Canadian) lunch →
Man, that mda Tracker really rocks when applied to an 808 loop. (I don’t have an 808 though, I mean Nepheton. Demo. In Renoise, which is also unregistered. Which is why I can’t render this awesome thing. In other words, I have consience. Unlike some, that pirate here and there, and SELL their shit.)
Fuck you, VST developers.
Me: Ooh, a mail from KVR? Wonder what the update's about.
Me: "Native Instruments..."? Oh my!
Me: "...releases Reaktor Animated Circuits (Kore Soundpack)". Great, another fucking preset pack you have to crap out fifty bucks for.
Afros + Emo = Chaos
That guitarist for Linkin Park doesn’t fit into their promo shots with his afro. So, here’s a strict rule for emo bands: no people with afros, because they won’t fit into your promos. Force them to shave it, or force-shave, even.
September 2008
15 posts
T3H MIGHTY SE200 MAY CAUSE MOOD CHANGES, OMG →
That Behringer marketing guy was probably stoned when typing this. Dude, it’s a frigging one-band equalizer. You can’t even adjust the Q.
Compare Behringer’s and BOSS’s analog stompboxes to digital stompboxes ratio and price points.
Deftones fans are so dumb, it’s scary.
I wonder if it’s possible for a computer sound card to have internal equalizing, because “The Blackening” was the first album I’ve listened to on my MP3 player before my computer, and now that I listen on my computer, it sounds like a god damned mess - both from the display’s speakers and the player’s headphones.
Why doesn’t the Roadrunner Records US...
Machine Head are great, even though Robb Flynn resembles a gorilla a bit. Now, how do I squeeze out these couple of gigabytes from my dying hard drive for a dozen more albums (including the latter’s “Burn My Eyes” and one more)?
Man, he even grunts like a gorilla. That bit where he repeats “no” in “Beautiful Mourning” is hilarious.
Iron Maiden sucks.
Uh, whoa. Somebody’s actually bothered to tag my album. So, someone out there thinks it’s “sad”? Eh, maybe.
Oh no, a Communist game! →
Yawn @ DragonForce.
My computer avoided a BSoD after an hour and a half of GTA:SA. Weird.
Chino Moreno Trent! →
God damn it, Winamp, let me upload Vorbis files to my Vorbis-enabled Sansa Clip! FUCK YOU!!
“I never wanted to make Aphex Twin shirts easily available because I liked people...”
– t3h Twin!
Whoa. Way to go, NI. →
Steph Carpenter… Zappa… but Meldal-Johnsen? Since when he’s got time to judge this crap? Won’t he be on tour anyway?
I would have won this easily… Heheh.
August 2008
25 posts
“Trent Reznor - back from the drug abyss!”. Oh shut up, he’s back from it for six years already. Better review the tour.
The Eragon movie blows, by the way. The concept of taming dragons is fine by itself, but the acting sucks, the scenes are rushed and it all feels way too childish. Also, the dragon model is barely animated in some scenes (if at all). Paltry job! Boo! It makes...
“In a statement issued at the Leipzig Games Convention, Microsoft said, “In autumn there will be news from Liberty City; the first episodes of GTA IV will be available for download exclusively on Xbox LIVE, underlining Xbox 360’s leadership role in the field of digital entertainment.”
Uh huh. How much did you pay Rockstar, again? 50 milliard? 50 million? Fine, you get my...
Ohmforce Ohmicide > Audio Damage Kombinat, even though it’s more expensive (not by much!). Four bands, twenty-something distortion algorithms multiplied by three variations and feedback, anyone? Versus three bands and eight or so distortion algorithms…
I don’t fucking want to scan that PDF for viruses, Gmail! I have my own anti-virus! Where do I disable it? What do you mean, “nowhere”?
...Well, one thing's for sure - when it comes to...
“4th” (Yuki Yaki) - album tag includes the netlabel, artist, and only then the album name.
“Frandalanke EP” (filtro) - album tagged with both the label and the album name, four out of six(!) tracks not tagged with track names, last track listed differently at the website - “( [remixer] [stupid remix title] dub mix )” vs. “([remixer] dub mix)”.
...
Netlabels don’t seem to be all that good. Some of them look like private collections of indie music.
“I AM TEH FIST OF GOD”
– Some lame action movie starring a soldier-turned-monk and some French actor I see every two weeks playing a villain in another movie whose name I can’t remember. Oh, and it’s set on a train that can’t stop. Rings a bell? Maybe a million?
Holy shit. It appears 340 Kb/s is possible with Vorbis. Didn’t think of that until I downloaded 4th by Emmerichk.
With second-level domains allowing any character set, I wonder how long will it take for NIИ.com to be registered.
Heh, nice. →
Almost started yet another genre debate on Jamendo with a dummy over calling a funk rock song “industrial pop”. Then I thought “fuck it”. That’s it, I’m not paying any attention to half-brained idiots that fill the comments sections of YouTube or the majority of forums. “HOLY SHIT THIS SONG IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIRUNOUTOFBREATH SCREAMO CUZ THE GUY...
From my memory and the recently re-watched (along...
That guy from the Moon: HEY J0! IM SELLIN HOMOWNRZ INSURNS
Joseph: Good for you... Wait. Aren't you that guy from the Moon?
That guy from the Moon: I WUZ!!!1
Woogy: WUZ!!!!1
Nibble this excrement
Okay, fuck this shit. I need to clean up Frets on Fire and banish the stupid spammers who just keep adding GHIII and GH:Aerosmith despite it doesn’t export from these games and links to modifications. Too bad simply putting a comment doesn’t work and you have to keep an eye on the article all the time.
For some reason, everyone seems to forget that “Living on the Corner of Dude & Catastrophe” features Brad Sucks.
Um... What's the use in running a website that... →
Seems like ripping off to me!
