Deftones: “Around the Fur” … [yap, best read with a fake British accent to oneself] … (dud)
King Crimson: “In the Court of the Crimson King” … [insert Pitchfork-style one-liner here] … D+
Alice in Chains: “Dirt” … [every revieeeeew is exaaaactly the same] … B
Madonna: “The Immaculate Collection” … [after six frigging reviews! I thought he was getting tired of artists doing the same thing over and over again?] … A+
