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Yeah, I got too wild with that feature. What am I going to do...

Sun, 24 May 2009 21:41:39 +0300

Yeah, I got too wild with that feature. What am I going to do now with all these awesome clips? It does take up nearly half of that portion of my hard drive, but it’s still a shame.

Maybe I could delete some of those countless clips of me smothering pedestrians to death against walls with assorted vehicles and “five seconds later” alternate takes.

"Curtis James Jackson III (born July 6, 1975), better known by his stage name 50 Cent [sic], is an..."

Sat, 23 May 2009 14:24:50 +0300

“Curtis James Jackson III (born July 6, 1975), better known by his stage name 50 Cent [sic], is an American rapper.”

- wikipedia (C) gpl blah blah blaaaaaaah

"…the squelch of a pedestrian becoming a roadkill statistic…"

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:07:45 +0300

“…the squelch of a pedestrian becoming a roadkill statistic…”

- GameSpot UK’s review of GTA: Chinatown Wars

All aboard the roflcopter!... wait, no...

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:46:00 +0200

All aboard the roflcopter!... wait, no...

Great. People take samples from copyrighted songs, make songs of their own from these unauthorized...

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:21:41 +0200

Great. People take samples from copyrighted songs, make songs of their own from these unauthorized samples, license them under a Creative Commons license, and sell them. Bullshit. “Nobody’s ever sued me and never will!”

Nationalism is responsible for the majority of the wickedness in the world.

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:24:20 +0200

Nationalism is responsible for the majority of the wickedness in the world.

Hmm, a few pixel fonts in different ratios with complete sets of characters would be nice.

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:04:57 +0200

Hmm, a few pixel fonts in different ratios with complete sets of characters would be nice.

It’s unbelievable how lazy Internet users have become. Not only a significant majority of them...

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:21:00 +0200

It’s unbelievable how lazy Internet users have become. Not only a significant majority of them spits on grammar, some have apparently faced the fact that typing “:)” requires too much effort and now simply type “))”.

A newbie at the Renoise forum: Don't you think it's kind of illegal to include the Amen and Apache breaks with Renoise?

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:35:00 +0200

A newbie at the Renoise forum: Don't you think it's kind of illegal to include the Amen and Apache breaks with Renoise?
A TOTAL FUCKING HARDCORE MEMBER: CHILL OUT DID ANYONE EVER GET SUED FOR USING AMEN
Another rationally thinking person: The best thing to do is not to risk.
A TOTAL FUCKING HARDCORE MEMBER: IT'S USED SO MUCH WHY CAN'T WE USE IT HELL DAVID BOWIE USED IT SO RENOISE IS UNTOUCHABLE IT'S BASICALLY PUBLIC DOMAIN
A third rationally thinking person: I don't remember the Winstons giving away anything to public domain.
A TOTAL FUCKING HARDCORE MEMBER: SO WHAT IT'S USED SO MUCH WHO CARES IF IT'S PUBLIC DOMAIN OR NOT FUCK OFF

Robert Christgau

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:21:51 +0200

Deftones: “Around the Fur” … [yap, best read with a fake British accent to oneself] … (dud)
King Crimson: “In the Court of the Crimson King” … [insert Pitchfork-style one-liner here] … D+
Alice in Chains: “Dirt” … [every revieeeeew is exaaaactly the same] … B
Madonna: “The Immaculate Collection” … [after six frigging reviews! I thought he was getting tired of artists doing the same thing over and over again?] … A+

See a pattern here?

One click on the “No” button, and I changed the Fear Factory band picture on Last.fm....

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:38:48 +0200

One click on the “No” button, and I changed the Fear Factory band picture on Last.fm. Funny.

The letters "S" and "B" are too far away from each other on the keyboard for this to seem like a mistake.

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:33:00 +0200

The letters "S" and "B" are too far away from each other on the keyboard for this to seem like a mistake.

From the PC GTA IV trailer that shows none of the promised exclusive features.

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:08:14 +0200

Niko: Hello?
Mechanic: *under a car* I'm busy!
Niko: I said "hello"!! *kicks mechanic*
Mechanic: Ow!

I have a twice faster Internet connection now. Well, at least now I have a constant Internet...

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:52:00 +0200

I have a twice faster Internet connection now. Well, at least now I have a constant Internet connection.

What the hell’s up with allmusic, though? Was down for three days, now Firefox bombs me with “connection has been reset” errors.

$1.39 (Canadian) lunch

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:47:01 +0200

$1.39 (Canadian) lunch

Man, that mda Tracker really rocks when applied to an 808 loop. (I don’t have an 808 though, I...

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:13:44 +0300

Man, that mda Tracker really rocks when applied to an 808 loop. (I don’t have an 808 though, I mean Nepheton. Demo. In Renoise, which is also unregistered. Which is why I can’t render this awesome thing. In other words, I have consience. Unlike some, that pirate here and there, and SELL their shit.)

Fuck you, VST developers.

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:17:55 +0300

Me: Ooh, a mail from KVR? Wonder what the update's about.
Me: "Native Instruments..."? Oh my!
Me: "...releases Reaktor Animated Circuits (Kore Soundpack)". Great, another fucking preset pack you have to crap out fifty bucks for.

Afros + Emo = Chaos

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:14:07 +0300

That guitarist for Linkin Park doesn’t fit into their promo shots with his afro. So, here’s a strict rule for emo bands: no people with afros, because they won’t fit into your promos. Force them to shave it, or force-shave, even.

T3H MIGHTY SE200 MAY CAUSE MOOD CHANGES, OMG

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:31:36 +0300

T3H MIGHTY SE200 MAY CAUSE MOOD CHANGES, OMG:

That Behringer marketing guy was probably stoned when typing this. Dude, it’s a frigging one-band equalizer. You can’t even adjust the Q.

Compare Behringer’s and BOSS’s analog stompboxes to digital stompboxes ratio and price...

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:06:56 +0300

Compare Behringer’s and BOSS’s analog stompboxes to digital stompboxes ratio and price points.